Honest Scrap Award From Candace to Me :)

Candace of ME: Thoughts about Life and the Like awarded me the Honest Scrap Award. Thank you Candace! As a recipient of this award, I need to say 10 honest things. Before I begin, I would like to say that Candace's mom is in remission for her cancer. Yea! Candace, her husband and her children shaved their heads (completely) to show their love and support for mom, mother-in-law, grandma (I love the bunny ears on your mom, Candace, cool beans!)

1) It is 8:16PM and I am watching Evan and Anna dance on DWTS. Actually now it is 8:46PM ET as I finish this post.

2) I am currently interviewing for two separate jobs (at the same company). Please keep your fingers crossed for me that if the right job is supposed to present itself (to me), it will. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be, right?! I believe in fate.

3) The "i" on my keyboard is sticking and I keep making typos.

4) I was REALLY bad on Saturday night. Please do not ask. I cannot tell.

5) I went to the massage place at the mall again this weekend for reflexology (a foot rub). I am going way too often. They giggle at me when I walk in. I took Chinese in high school but cannot remember any of it.

6) I am having trouble keeping up with my blogging. Work and kids and life are keeping me too busy. I am worried that I will peter out and be Pippi No Bloggie.

7) I watched Norbit Saturday night (the movie where Eddie M plays multiple characters) and laughed so hard at the scene where Eddie Murphy (in drag) as Norbit's wife, Rasputia, goes to the water park. I am going to try and find a YouTube clip and post it below. (I did.)

8) I ate three red velvet cookies tonight. Oh well. They were good.

9) This was my workout series this morning: 1) 30 Day Shred 1; 2) Bootylicious Buns w/ Stephanie Vitorino 1; 3) Standing Abs...I am telling you this so that I will feel better about eating the three red velvet cookies. I love Exercise TV.

10) I wish I had more money. Don't we all!

"How You Doin?!"

Do they make this in men's underwear? *giggle*

Venetian Blinds Tee




Happy Friday Eve, or Friday depending on when you are reading this. Be happy and stay safe, bleeps. Happy 40th Mindy! Have a fantasmaglorious weekend in Las Vegas.

Dippy Pippi

The Vader Condom - "I Will Not Be Your Father"

Pip's PSA: Please cover your tool. If you are a tool (i.e. MTV's Tool Academy), please cover the head on your shoulders with a paper bag and go away. And ladies, please do not be a Tool Bucket: A bitch that pissed you off! A less offensive version of the word Cunt. (definition courtesy of Urban Dictionary). As in, "Pippi is being a Tool Bucket tonight." (Nah, I'm never a Tool Bucket.)

Why am I tool focused tonight? I have no idea. Maybe it was that Absolut Mandarin vodka with a splash of cranberry I had about an hour ago. Hmmm.

We can talk about screwdrivers or lawn mowers if you would prefer. How did I get from my Vader Condom to this? I have no idea. Big shrug and lots of love. -Pippi

Pippi Drew & The Case of the Tool That Was Too Big For The Shed

Pippi Le Pew

Hi Bleeps,

The Pipster is back. Thank you all so much for stopping by and taking time to write a note of support. It is nice to know that you enjoy reading my posts.

In a nut, work has been extremely busy and I also had an issue with my ex-husband. Mandy from Since My Divorce has been terrific about encouraging me to seek legal counsel so that I know my rights; however, I am just not ready…yet. P.S. you can read all about my divorce on her blog.

Last night I spoke with Nicki of Suddenly Single Journey and we had a nice talk. It is always good to speak with Nicki and I miss reading her blog and everyone else’s blog too! I also miss reading everyone’s tweets.

While I may not post every day going forward, I will post when I can. The one thing I realized while on hiatus was how much my blog family has come to mean to me. You all ROCK!

It’s Monday and this made me giggle:

BIG CATCH MOVIE from Moles Merlo on Vimeo.

xoxo Le Pip

Pippi Takes A Time Out

Dear Bloggy Peeps,

This has been a rough week. Busy with work, kids, and issues with the ex (nothing horrible, just draining). Need to take a bit of a siesta from blogging. Will be back when I can.

Thank you for all of your bloggy love and support.

xoxo
Pippiturban

Post-It and Toast It